At a book store in Venice Beach, American girl explaining the word roadkill to a foreign guy.
Girl: Roadkill is anything that is left on the side of the road.
Guy: You mean like animals and children?
Two girls talking really loudly on Airbart.
Girl: so this guy I’ve been stalking on Twitter had the best line. “Your mid twenties is like puberty plus aging, minus an excuse for your behavior.”